So. I sat here (because I can’t stand) ha ha sorry, my sick humour tends to take the piss out of shitty situations! Anyway, getting back to what I was going to type! Ha. So, yes… sitting here, racking my brain that has been frizzled from having a million things going on inside it this week with lack of sleep from the last 2 to 3 weeks! Trying to think of some kind of tutorial I can share with you guys for DAY 4 of the 7-day blog challenge. I’m secretly stressing because I’ve fallen behind…kinda. & now, it’s not a secret! Oops! & now I’m rambling! Fuck!
After what seems like a thousand and 75 hours of thinking, a light bulb turned on in my cute little-big head and HELLOOO! That annoying little thing that whispers in your ears when there’s an idea (we all have one! …don’t we?!) says; - YOU + BED = DAY 4 TUTORIAL!!!
What the fuck, right?? WRONG. For the majority of you reading this… yes! YOU, ya little minxie bastard – NO! this is not a sex scene! Ha ha! Geez, one mention of BED and the world turns into a giant orgy. Well, not here, not this time, not today buddykins! :)
Back on track girrrrl! – most of you don’t have a process of getting into bed, correct me if I’m wrong though, please! But I do. And I actually do have to teach people how to do it, every time I have to train a new caregiver. Turns out, that, that irritating little whisper thing had the right light switch turned on after all.
For me, it’s not just a case of undressing, changing into pj’s and then hopping in bed. Oh no way, that’ll be too easy! Kylie’s life is far from easy and has been for the last 17yrs. Why start making shit easy now.
Alright, so step by step for my bedtime routine is as follows:
BEFORE I’m even involved in the routine, the caregiver that is on shift that night has to get my bedroom ready. This consists of;
Now the fun parts begin he he! (sorry NO, still no sex scenes lol)
…I’m left hanging in the sling over my bed! Don’t worry guys, this badboy can hold up to 150kg’s – so, I am safe!! This gives my caregiver a chance to take my chair and plug it up to charge for the night, which then also gives us more space to work with.
By now, you guys would be in bed ha ha forming zzZzZzzZzzzZzz patterns! Lucky bastards!! Not to fear, I’m half-way…ish there! Ew! That was so not an intentional rhyme.
ALRIGHT – so! Next steps:
Goodnights and I love you’s are exchanged, lights are turned out and BOOOM!!! That is my step by step bed-time routine tutorial.
AND that folks, after an hour is a wrap!!
Keep smiling, Stay happy XOXOX