Fuck! It’s that time of the month and I feel rotten. A stomach that looks & feels 18 months pregnant because its bloated asf. A whinging, moody, sensitive, irrational bitch-on-the-loose. An appetite that can’t make up its’ fucking mind! & theee’ shortest wick ever!!
I feel like a bloated beached whale with a period that’s fucking with my head, making me think it’s a poo!! …Maybe that was a bit too much information huh!? Not sorry at all. OH! And it makes me have a FTW attitude right now, can you tell!? Maybe the little picture below helps? :)
The actual reason I’m here!
& that is THE RESOLUTIONS…again! YES bitch, again!
There really should be a Law that bans people like me. Yaknow, the kind that make these “Resolution” lists but FAIL with it every year. I’m your number one girl for that. YUP! I’m actually embarrassed about it, man!
& every year, it’s pretty much the same shit, just in different orders – cause that way it makes the list different, right?! And it means I’ll stick to the list, right? Oh darling… wrong! So VERY wrong. Trust me, I’m typing from experience and let me set you straight – it’s WRONG. & it’s BALLSHIT.
Due to my procrastinating, and just failing it in general, I swore I was NOT going to do another one for 2017… Buuuuuuut as the weeks & months got closer and closer to welcoming the new year in, the urge and temptations WERE HIGH AS FUCK! Which is why I’m here…
YES! I’m guilty. I have no fucking will power, Okay! I gave in. Temptation won me over the sneaky little bastard. BUT! I have totally broken the cycle for, the untamed resolutions list. At least... I hope I have!
You know that saying; …
It can’t get any more truer than that! And unfortunately, I am a victim of doing such things! Which is why with this years reso’s. I thought I’d try a different plan-of-attack, and not the kind of attack you get with guns & weapons…oh no! I’m more of a “on paper, with word play” type of girl. Much more adult-like. Ha!
SO - Rather than creating a massive list that, let’s face it; will be higher than Mount fucking Ruapehu. I’m excessive, OKAY! & wont even be looked at once written. I decided to cut that list in half…actually, more than half! ACTUALLY, I’m not even looking at it as a “list”, not even as “resolutions for 2017”!!
Instead, I’m looking at it as motivation, inspiration, dedication! All the tions’ in my 2017 =]. I’m not relying on “a” list to get me through another year! I’ve come to realize that I have to rely on ME to get shit done, to change shit, to achieve shit. Not some kind of fairy-dust & mountain high list.
- uh oh!... hold on for a sec.
…shit! I had to gather myself ha ha! a girl is falling asleep. In my defence – it is a HOT MUGGY night here in the Waikato! Monthly AND pain-killers, plus it’s like 3 minutes away from 1AM! Geez!
…Oops! I nodded off again ha ha fuck! Maybe it is time to go to sleep!? I don’t want too though, but I’m not talented enough to type with my eyes shut while my brain is asleep!
All of a sudden, a second wind hits me, this is either, going to be a longggg night OR a slow, painful day tomorrow… or today! You know what I mean!
SO – here’s my 2017, basic asf. not overboard, not a mountain! But each one has its purpose and means something to me. Plus, they’re DO-able! REAL! with a lot of positive vibes on the way! I also keep a print out of this, glued into my new 2017-2018 organizer. Loves me some fresh stationary, hopefully it wont sit & collect dust, because my other 7 thousand organizers do. This one will be different though, right? …
ANYWAY, Where is your “list”? I wana’ see it! Don’t be a hold out, make use of the comments section down below & share yours with me, I’ll read & comment back to all, k?promise!
Alright. I think it’s time to go! It’s 2.11AM. nice! OH, so… morning from NZ! I may or may not be going to sleep now. We’ll see!
Stay happy, Keep smiling XX