Mr. Jingles (nooo. not the one from the movie! Just the name.) was probably out and about, yaknow, minding his own business. Doing whatever it is that rodents do? Soon realising that, he was being stalked in a game of Cat & Mouse, by the big FAT, green eyed pussa-cat that resides at the home, that he was trespassing on!

Stalking only with her eyes. Semi – crouching in the grass. FAT-cat, whose name is actually Sephora! is 4kg’s of chunk and thick grey fur. If she wanted to smash little Mr. Jingles, she could do so with the swoop of a paw! But, that would be too easy. It’s much more of a thrill if she stalks the shit out of him like the creep she is!

It’s not until the human comes out and notices that her “Baby Little” (it’s still the same cat, guys) is actually making an “effort” and showing interest in something, rather than sleeping…or...eating...or...sleeping… or, just being the lazy FAT cat that she usually is! Said human wanted to know what the cat was so engrossed in?! walking over to investigate caused two things to happen - #1: as the human walked over and got closer, Mr. Jingles saw it as his only chance to make a run for it! #2: this just upped FAT-cats’ game antics!!!

Mr. Jingles, he’s a fast and clever little fella though. He ran to the side fence that wraps itself around FAT-cats’ backyard. Of course, FAT-cat had to follow through (by Cat Law) with her stalking mission. I must say; she was impressive! FAT-cat followed little mousie, jumped the fence and went down to the other side with great movement. ‘tis a rare occasion that the FAT-cat does such things!

However! Mr. Jingles was too tricky for the grey FAT-cat. He ran back through the fence. Uhhh! Mr. Jingles, don’t be too cocky! The cat jumped up again – my only guess is; she was trying to get a birds-eye-view on the positioning of the prey. Lucky for the mouse, the human intervened and stopped her before she could perform her next move!

Mr. Jingles once again, saw this as another escape opportunity. and of course, that’s exactly what he did! Jingles ran up the length of the driveway and out the gate.

Said human went out the gate, just to check up, on Mr. Jingles who’s probably 7000 miles away by now. But, checked regardless.

Human has spotted Jingles but, stealth-modes it, in hopes of not scaring the little guy away! And to her surprise, as she crouched down with her camera, Mr. Jingles stopped and he stared at her long enough for her to be able to capture a photograph of him! As if to say; THANK YOU for saving him this round.

Human stood and walked backwards slowly as she watched Mr. Jingles cruise off merrily on his way.

& that my loves, is my little story-time, story of how Mr. Jingles showed Wifey his gratitude.

Say goodbye to 35 & HELLOOO 36 ya’ sexy tits bitch ❤ It’s that time of year again! And today is all about YOU.

Today I promise not to annoy or piss you off too much. Unless I feel like you need a dose 😊hehe
Today I promise I won’t interrupt you while you’re gaming it. But, I can’t promise Harvest or Jirugi won’t though! you’re not allowed to blame me either. Don’t care if it’s your birthday ---don’t be an asshole! Today is still all about you though 😉x loveyou ❤

Today I promise to keep “BAAABEEEE, BAABEEEE, BBAAABEEE” at a minimal, k?! – tell me that my voice is annoying, I don’t blame you, even I get annoyed by it haha!
OH! and today I promise not to call Pop any, umm. Other names apart from Pop or Lily, because I know it offends you when I do. Buuuuuut, if she decides to be a dicck, I’m probably gona tell her she’s ugly. Ooppsss! I’ll try my hardest though, babe I promise X

You wanted a sonic cake, I said okay. I bet you didn’t think I’d remember aye babe! But guess what? I never forgot. In-fact, I hunted all over the world (Hamilton & that was only on FB haha) for the best cake maker out! Bae’ deserves nothing but the best. You love it when I call you “bae” huh 😉 it’s your FAV! …fuck! I’m being annoying aye. alright, I’ll try harder not to be.

Back to the cake!!!

I found the perfect cake-lady. We’ve eaten, her cakes before. holy fuck they were out of this world yummy!! I can only imagine how yours will taste 😊

Oh & babe!
Today I promise to love & appreciate you just as much as I do every other day! I won’t blame you for anything today, darling X pinky-swear!
Today I promise to let you squeeze any (and as many as you want) of my pimples or squeezable spots that your hawk-eyes see. I won’t even complain, k?!

Today I promise, you can be a cunt if you want too. but, don't be one for too long!
Today I promise to do my very best to make you happy and laugh and smile, babe.

Thank you for being the most selfless, kind, caring, supportive, best friend, crazy, funny, beautiful, amazing, adorable, yummy, passionate, happy, positive human I know!

Thank you for putting up with me, always! It takes a fucking strong and incredible person to put up with what you do. I’ll forever be grateful & thankful we found each other. Two complete opposites from two different worlds! We make a better love story than Twilight that’s for damn sure!

Thank you, for being the BEST fur-daddy/mummy EVER! our fur babies are OBSESSED with you. so weird! They’re weirdo’s! but they LOVE the shit out’ve you. they all said; “We LOVEEEE you Dad! So so so so much!!! …because you feed us” 😉😝 haha! –little assholes!

Thank you for ALL of the nights’ you wake up to me. No amount of thank yous’ can ever express how thankful I am.

Thank you for everything you do babe, for me, our furs, our families, our friends. You always ALWAYS go over and beyond!

Please know, NONE of it goes un-noticed! You are SO loved. SO appreciated!

Enjoy your tatt.
Enjoy your massage.
Enjoy your cake.
Enjoy your DVD.
Enjoy any other pezzies you might get! & the copious amounts of birthday messages you’re going to be receiving.
Enjoy your day because TODAY IS ALL ABOUT YOU!!!
I love you – ALWAYS! & I’m so happy I’ve been able to celebrate your special day with you for the last 5yrs!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABE ❤ ❤ ❤

Oh.
HEY!
My loves ❤

SO.

I didn’t want to be that person… yaknow, the one that has to start their blog-post with – “it’s been awhile since I last posted…”

BUT.

For this post – I’m THAT person… because, I have to be. because I haven’t posted in a long fucking time! So, just let me do it so it’s out of the way. kthnx?! Ready?

--- I know, I know! It’s been a LONNNNGGGGGGG damn minute since I last posted on here! <<--- DONE.

Did I do good? I’m not THAT person anymore, right?!

I can’t even say I’ve been busy? What I can tell you is; my headspace has been one huge MINDFUCK ---asshole! And then, to add salt to the fucking wound. I get sick. Not just one type of sick, oh no way! that would be way too easy. I got struck with – Cold, dizzy spells, shits & spews, piss infection, fatigue… I had the LOT. And yes, I felt sorry for myself. I cried. I cussed. I even declared my hate for life, for my life. I was all kinds of dramatic.

BUT!!!

I’m back now ❤ <<--- Sephora couldn't believe it either!

FORGIVE ME??? I can bribe you for forgiveness!! Whaaaaat?! I had to do it just last week. You see, you guys aren’t the only ones I neglected ☹. I bribed my American pen-friend with a duck (she loves ducks!). Don’t worry, it wasn’t a real duck! I don’t think it’d make it through Customs or get into the Texas prison! A cute little yellow duckie picture was all I had. It wasn’t even a picture of a real-life duck. Just a little clipart one. It’s the thought that counts, bitches!

#hitmeupifyouneedabribe #imyagirrrl 😉

Or.
Just forgive me. simple!


ANYWAY – while I’ve been M.I.A, on the days my brain would actually let me brain-it, I made some choices to change a few things with my ATTSS website and my blog – well, kinda! *Re-doing / re-arranging / changing / deleting / adding. And now, I’m up to my tits in all the new and wonderful changes AND I’m probably more un-organized than I was before, and being un-organized before was one of my reasons for M.I.A’ing it. But, this round (yup, I say round because it’ll probably change again in zee’ future!) all of the new and un-organized shit feels…Okay! and it feels, right?? I fucking make no sense. How does any of that even make sense??!!! I don’t even know! But whatev’s. I rather just go with it all, than end up in shit creek without a paddle.

Oh shit. About those choices, I said I made. Here they are.

• Re-write old sections for the website – hopefully it doesn’t take me 7000yrs of procrastination!
• Re-edit photos for the site
• Adding cool shit to the site – I have so many ideas! I can’t wait to share with all of you!
• Goals – I have specific things I want to achieve with my site/blog.
• MORE – Give aways, Comps, Challenges etc…
• LESS – I have a few things in mind.
• BLOG with no excuses!! – Let the words flow! Remember to be real & raw!
• Time Management – I SUCK. Need to SERIOUSLY work on this.
  

I wasn’t completely M.I.A, I did actually think of some good shit! When I could. Ha.

NOW, with all that said, I feel fucking amazing! I can’t wait to get things running regularly, again! It has been WAY TOO LONG!!!

I’m off now. My fur babies are too cute and weird, to resist. although, Lily looks stink AF. Jirugi smells like corn chips & Harvest thinks he’s a dog (he’s a cat). OH! & Sephora is still fat. ---They need me rn! (all of them are #nofucksgiven. they actually want Kate!). But, I want cuddles! (Jirugi will cuddle cos he’s a weirdo & is obsessed with attention!)