This blog post is not click bait! You’re about to read 15 things that are probably the most useless facts you could be told. Now, I can’t be 100% sure if they’re all true, but I mean --- Enjoy anyway yo! 😊
Just a bit of a lazy blog for this Monday 😊
It's true when they say yawning is contagious!
- I promise you'll yawn if someone else yawns right now! You could try fighting it, but sooner or later you’ll yawn 😊
It's impossible to hum while holding your nose, apparently …
- You just tried it didn't you!? I bet you did
It's also impossible to sneeze with your eyes open
- I tried it once, but failed. Try it yourself, but I'm telling you now it's impossible.
The lint that collects in the bottom of your pockets has a name — gnurr
- um. I guess ya learn something new every day, huh!
The U.S. pizza industry serves up to 100 acres of pizza every day.
- this disturbs me. I’m sorry.
A standard 3x3 Rubik's Cube has 43,252,003,274,489,856,000 different possible configurations.
- um. I’ll be honest, I don’t even know where to or how to start with that figure. Bye.
An ostrich's brain is approximately the same size as its eyeball.
- and now I’m grossed out :/
Hippo milk is pink.
- ewww! And now I’m wondering what it could taste like :/ fuck.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
- horrid. On both accounts!
Snails can sleep for 3 years.
- Is this even true?
The King Of Hearts… is the only one without a moustache.
- I actually like this one!
April 11th, 1954 was the most boring day in the 20th century
- and this day, September 25th, 2017 is the most pointless blog post ever 😊
You can spell “upside down”, upside down using other letters of the alphabet: “umop apisdn”
Everything you think is happening now, actually happened 80 milliseconds ago – thanks to a lag caused by your brains neural pathways.
That feeling you get when something is so fucking cute & you have to fight every fibre in your body to not squeeze the fuck out’ve it, is called – cute aggression OR Elmyra Duff from Tiny Toons
- But, in my case… I call that --- KATE.
Doing this was somewhat relaxing! as silly as that sounds, but it was nice to just blog about mindless, pointless stuff and not have to think about other shit.
This week on Tuesday, I decided to launch a new thing on the ATTSS FaceBook page.
"It's Every Tuesday Bro" is where I'll be posting a series of different scenario's that Bae & I go through.
Episode 1 - It's not her fault, but it is. Was a success :) you can read it by Clicking Here.
& well, the following is Bae's response...
It’s not my fault…. But it is?!
In a wonderful slumber FINALLY even though its going on 4am. I’ll probably pay for that later in more ways than one. Or will I? I don’t know and right now I don’t care cause my bed is cosy and comfy and I’m not getting out anytime soon.
So this is how it goes.
I took puppy for a toilet break at 330 and checked on Kylie too. Not that she would know, she was sleeping her bun off.
Back in bed and cosy. Should I do one round of candy crush. I know, I’ll ask Siri….
"Hey Siri what time is it…"
“it's 3:30am yawn Kate…"
Yup I’ll play. Fuck I used all my lives. I’ll continue listening to Netflix crime and murder. That will help me sleep…
10am rolls around. How is it this time already, dammit. I’ll check my messages…. Uh oh! there's a message. I just need to wake up. And get dressed. My hair is knotty and stuck in my pyjama top - now I’m mad. But it's okay, cause the dog licked my face and the cat fell through the window cause he’s an idiot.
-- Shes up now and sits at her desk. I ask her sweetly, "is there anything you need babe?"….
"No thanks" she says, in a trying not to be fucked off crying wobbly voice. I back off. I know that backing off wont help. She will think I’m ditching her. But if I don’t she will get mad cause I’m milling around annoying her.
I'm Kate & this is my response because...
But it is.
I wanted to write you this letter because, I have 13 reasons for you. But first, I want to tell you that I’m sorry. & I want to give you 5 reasons why.
Can I tell you? I promise I'll keep this letter short.
Will you read this and know it’s for you? I hope you do.
Nevermind. I’m going to write this shit anyway!
Even though I’ve reassured you time & time again that I’ll always be there, I haven’t always been the greatest friend – for that, I am sorry.
I forgot to message you back the day before it all happened – for that, I am sorry.
Were the Twitter posts a sign that things aren’t okay? if yes, I’m sorry I didn’t read further into them sooner!
I haven’t been regular with keeping in touch with you lately – for that, I am sorry.
I’m sorry it took a scare for me to wake up & realize, our friendship is important! (like, I knew it was important, but yaknow, we’ve been friends for so long, it became comfortable so I forgot how important - & I know you’ll know what I mean! “we get each other” remember?)
Now, for my 13 reasons, I have for you.
You didn’t think I had forgotten, did you? I just hope you believe them.
All 13 belong to you.
You are worth it.
You may stand out. You may not be the “cool kid”. You may be misunderstood. Your beliefs might be different, but – YOU.ARE.WORTH.IT
You deserve to be here.
It’s true! & it can’t be any truer!
You are so loved!
It may not be from millions but it is from the ones you care about & matter the most!
You have so many awesome qualities!
Kind, compassionate, caring, giving, funny, intelligent, loving – don’t waste them!
You & I still have places to try coffee at!
You don’t expect me to go alone, do you?!
You have grandchildren that still need you.
Let them fill your soul with all kinds of happiness!
You are beautiful!
Look in the mirror every day & say out loud – “I am beautiful”
You still have so many years left!
We’re not getting any younger, time isn’t slowing down – so, why waste em’?!
You are broken, yes?! BUT, it can be fixed!
The healing begins with TRUTH – you got this! & we’ve got you!
You only get one life!
Protect & LOVE it! it’s yours!
You need to love yourself!
Once you do, things will start falling into place for you & not even demons from the past will succeed in stopping you!
You gotta want it!
& you gotta want it for YOU!
You made it! You’re here!
Now, please, STAY!!!
There is always light, even in the darkest holes, light can always be found. Like I said, healing starts with truth, truth will then free you & after that, YOU.gotta.want.the.rest!
I hope this letter reaches you one day. & I hope my 13 reasons for you, help in any way, shape or form. Because – they’re all true.
Like I always tell you, yaknow (& this goes for anyone else as well!), I am always just a Txt, PM, phone call away! Never hesitate, because you are not alone!!!
All my love.
The sun is shining bright & beautiful today! Makes my soul happy, even though I’m pissed off at my skin & acted like it’s the end of the world! Even though mum pissed me off by doing my hair bun crooked with gaps! – my soul is still happy today.
So, I’m sitting here thinking about, yaknow, stuff. Then I start reading a post on FB. that Constance Hall put up – it touched my already happy soul. I fucking love this bitch! Her words are always inspiring, AND so fucking funny! Thanks Con X, I can call you that, right? I mean, you do sign-off as Con, and right now, I’m too lazy to type your whole name – that’s eight bloody letters! ANYWAY! Thanks Con, for being REAL, for never sugar coating anything AND for inspiring me 😊, this blog post isn’t about you today, though (I’ll save that for another day!), but your post about a fuck load of love & the afternoon river bath; yardi yardi yaah! is what got my brain ticking and it makes sense for me, to write a post for things I am thankful for & about! Because, you are absolutely right Con, it’s so easy to dwell on the shortages in our lives. And I’ll confess now – I, unfortunately have dwelling moments, but today it’s nothing but thankfulness! READY??
*cough cough* because I’m 31, I figured – thirty fucking one reasons I’m thankful should go down quite well aye😊. Also, they are in no particular order.
WIFEY. Thankful for her EVERY day! My ride or die. ALWAYS. Thank you for helping me to live & not just exist.
I’m thankful for my huge crazy loving caring families – I have over 60 cousins (majority are my first cousins too! So that’s cool)
I’m thankful for being able to grow up in Paradise, surrounded by green grass, beaches, animals, freedom!
I’m thankful I was given a second chance to live.
I’m thankful to live in New Zealand – despite the shitty laws & government system shit, NZ is where it’s at yo!
I’m thankful for my beautiful fur babies! I can’t have human babies, but I get to have 2 beautiful handsome boys – Papillion & Pomeranian/cross! Along with, 3 fancy pussies! – 2 boys & 1 very angry looking girl. All of our babies know they’re siblings because species don’t count in our house! Every single fucking day I’m thankful for them!
OH! btw, IG: @JHM299 go follow our boys! 😊
I’m thankful for the house we live in! it’s not a mansion but it’s fucking HOME <3
I’m thankful for my two beautiful nieces <3 <3 Bubba&Boo
I’m thankful for every day!
I’m thankful for my health – while it’s not always my friend, I’m not ill and that’s what matters! I need to remember that & appreciate the fact!
I’m thankful for my body. I just need to love it better!
I’m thankful for technology – I can’t deny it! I’m a sucker for my cellphone, the internet, TV, my laptop etc. etc.
I’m thankful for the years Lily was a part of my life! <3
I’m thankful for camera’s!!! the memories we get to create with them are irreplaceable.
I’m thankful I get to eat every day.
I’m thankful because I’m surrounded with love.
I’m thankful for makeup – #ilovethatshit!
I’m thankful for all the material shit I get to have or buy – I’m not materialistic but, I’m not gona lie! I’m spoilt & thankful.
I’m thankful for the support & encouragement I get from my Kate, every damn day!
I’m thankful for all the anal times from mother, without that, my ass wouldn’t be in good condition!
I’m thankful for my sisters xx
I’m thankful because my bestfriend is better than your bestfriend! Ha!
I’m thankful for TIME.
I’m thankful for music – that shit hits every emotion string in my body.
I’m thankful for piercings & tattoo’s! OMG! How could I ever live without them! #Obsessed!
I’m thankful for all my close friends! I can’t be without them xx
I’m thankful for Taekwondo!! It makes Babe happy, therefore I’m happy!
I’m thankful for arts, crafts & blogs! – my outlets! My escapes!
I’m thankful because I was born on the 29th, only the best day ever for the world! Hehe
I’m thankful for payday. Without it, we’d be up shit creek with no paddle!
Woohooooo! I’m thankful I get to stop here haha! 😊
& you know what??
haha! no fucks given though!
But, what are you thankful for?? write it down, you'll soon see that you definitely don't have any or many shortages in your life to dwell on!
BTW - Thanks again Con, for the inspo. hehe