MIDDLE BUTTON ISSUES

SO.
I had my blog post for today sorted and ready to go but noooo! That all went down the shitter and turned to custard, fast!, leaving me in poo poo! I was ready to spit bricks at every bitch and not put a post up at due time. BUT! I didn't want to do that :/

So, I thought; Fuck it! and I decided to keep this post nice & simple because the internet is on a whole other level lately. Well, when I say internet I actually mean - Facebook.OH! & it needs a cellphone & a middle button? ...you'll see whay I mean!

That shit has me doing things I usually just scroll down and roll my eyes at and think “fucking annoying shit!” So, I’ve surprised myself by not doing that!? Must be the “festive” season or something? I don’t know, but I did them for the “lols” anyway!

...I couldn't help but wonder if anyone received my Christmas list??

OH?!... I guess my list wasn't received?? I'm curious to know about "ME and my wife" though! Did I miss something about us?

Even Santa knows about the middle button!

Well... fuck you Santa! a sack full of goodies and I get this shit?!

Aaron is a friend... this should be a goody! :)

...another fail, I don't think I'm liking this middle button shananigans!

AND I think it's safe to say; - In the future, I shall keep scrolling down!!! Middle button issues seem to be bloody real??!!


Stay happy, Keep smiling XX