Get your coffee ready, bitches!
It has been a long ass first week of 2019, so I'm gonna need a STRONG double shot, BLACK!
Those that have been around me may need, Vodka🤭.
It's been a ride, guys! Not a pretty one either!
I knew. I knew the week before, it was coming. And I knew it was going to be a rollercoaster one. Cos I mean, when isn't it?!
Oh , I had all the symptoms...well, for me & my body anyway. The signs - thick discharge, twitchy af body, borderline moody but not, sore stomach, fucking pimples - & not just on my face either🙄 .. i told you it wasn't pretty! you were warned xx
Safe to say I came into 2019 on my period, without the blood (don't worry! I've been to the doctor for it). I go through certain symptoms and emotions and pains but never bleed. I swear - I'm an Alien.
The little fire pit that lives inside was starting to ignite. I could feel it. It's the same feeling that comes knocking on my uterus once a month. The burning.
Emotions were heightened. Things that would usually be funny to me, weren't. My paranoia turns into a whinging-anger.
Shit Mum or Kate said or did, was either going to make me she-hulk or Jeffery Dahmer. With the occasional waterfall of tears.
Everything offended me.
Everything was against me.
I was just a nuisance or not good-enough.
And Kate & Mum were my best friends but my worst enemies, even when they did nothing..they still did something.
The "bloated" look/feeling converts into "I'm fat & ugly" , then tears & wailing happens.
& reassuring me, that I'm beautiful will only earn yourself a minute or so in the dog box because I'll accuse you of lying.
Oh shit! and then there's lack of sleep, and the heat factor likes to join the fucking party too. i do not cope with heat.
Welcome to the inner-workings of my period monster.
The bitch that comes in all kinds of shapes and sizes. I'm a surprise when it comes to this time of the month.
Coincidentally, this round happened to fall on the first week of 2019 and she was out in full-force. My timing has always been impeccable🙄.
A male friend said to me once;- "it's just a period. it's only blood bla bla bla" ... My response? if only you were a female so that you could have a cunt in agony & pain along with clots of blood coming out of your hole & your entire insides are having a party putting you through misery :)
Here are 5 things I did/do to get rid of the period monster – well...to help cope/survive.
1.ART – atm this is my “escape” mechanism. Drawing/Painting is a soul soother.
2.WRITING – being this fucked up/vulnerable is when I write my best pieces imo.
3.FURBABIES – these little beings are my heart strings and even though they can piss me off, their cute furry faces & individual personalities always fix me. I mean, come on now! LOOK AT THEM!!! #iwanasqueezetheshitoutvethem
4.MY KATE – even though she’s the top of my slaughter list at the time, she’s also the only one that can pull me out of it. DAMN HER!! i rather slaughter hehehe ^,^
5.AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST – MaryJane ^.^ ! need I say more??!
How was your first week of 2019?? Mine wasn’t all period monster... 10% of it was shits & giggles 😊