This week on Tuesday, I decided to launch a new thing on the ATTSS FaceBook page.
"It's Every Tuesday Bro" is where I'll be posting a series of different scenario's that Bae & I go through.
Episode 1 - It's not her fault, but it is. Was a success :) you can read it by Clicking Here.
& well, the following is Bae's response...
It’s not my fault…. But it is?!
In a wonderful slumber FINALLY even though its going on 4am. I’ll probably pay for that later in more ways than one. Or will I? I don’t know and right now I don’t care cause my bed is cosy and comfy and I’m not getting out anytime soon.
So this is how it goes.
I took puppy for a toilet break at 330 and checked on Kylie too. Not that she would know, she was sleeping her bun off.
Back in bed and cosy. Should I do one round of candy crush. I know, I’ll ask Siri….
"Hey Siri what time is it…"
“it's 3:30am yawn Kate…"
Yup I’ll play. Fuck I used all my lives. I’ll continue listening to Netflix crime and murder. That will help me sleep…
10am rolls around. How is it this time already, dammit. I’ll check my messages…. Uh oh! there's a message. I just need to wake up. And get dressed. My hair is knotty and stuck in my pyjama top - now I’m mad. But it's okay, cause the dog licked my face and the cat fell through the window cause he’s an idiot.
-- Shes up now and sits at her desk. I ask her sweetly, "is there anything you need babe?"….
"No thanks" she says, in a trying not to be fucked off crying wobbly voice. I back off. I know that backing off wont help. She will think I’m ditching her. But if I don’t she will get mad cause I’m milling around annoying her.
I'm Kate & this is my response because...
But it is.